Funny Lines - Must Read

[1] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! 

[2] Man: Is there any way for long life? 
        Dr: Get married. 
        Man: Will it help? 
        Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. 

[3]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! 

[4]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 
       Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 

[5]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 

[6]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 

[7]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

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